Look before you leap
A friend called from their garage. They said they couldn’t take another turkey dinner, and wanted to end it all by carbon monoxide poisoning – sitting in their car in the garage, with the engine running. I had to remind said friend they owned a Prius, and would probably die from old age, or boredom [...]
More interviewing questions
Thanks to Chris, I have a whole new set of questions for the interview question database.
I’m all ready for 9th grade
You Passed 8th Grade Math
Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!
Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
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Limited Edition TPS Reports - Office Space Special Edition coming Nov 1
Oh yeah. If you appreciate the term “assclown”, you’re going to love this. Mark Nov 1 on the calendar, and grab your red Swingerline stapler. I just love this movie… Chris created an app for me long ago that produced TPS reports – how cool is that?
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Napoleon Dynamite at the PDC - Sweet!
It’s a bootleg copy. It’s shot from the audience. …and it’s probably the best version those of us who didn’t go to the PDC will get to see…B-)
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2679657?htv=12
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Great Rant
Any page that starts with, “Blog: The word “blog” is literally shorthand for “boring;” a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child.” must be read…B-)
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish
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Dave Chappelle - Great Father’s Day Gift!
My totally-cool wife came up with such a cool Father’s Gift this year – the first two seasons of the Dave Chappelle show. I can’t remember laughing so hard over some of the most creative humor I’ve seen in a long time. Of course, the majority of the skits are horribly offensive, off-color, and obscene, [...]
Win the popularity contest
So, Winer has proclaimed himself more popular than Jesus. I immediately thought of the advice my father used to give me, “It’s better to be quiet and let people think you’re a fool, then to open your mouth and prove it.”
While most folks did the prudent thing, and completely ignored Winer’s comments, Steve barely spanked [...]
I call dibs on Clear
There aren’t any clear “awareness bands“. Every other color exists. My dad died of Leukemia, and I’ve been through 8-10 livestrong bracelets raising awareness of the fight against leukemia, so I know yellow is definitely taken.
Since the idea of a simple yellow bracelet came out, just about everyone and their grandmother has called [...]
Microsoft Office Templates: Crime scenes with shapes
This is just too cool not to share. Planning to off a friend? Want to show someone how to deal with your former manager? Explain it in a Visio diagram!!!
Microsoft Office Templates: Crime scenes with shapes
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Three questions to ask before bed
Three other questions to ask before bed:
What was your name again?
Where are my keys - it’s time for me to go home
What was in that drink?
I came across a great post today on Water Reflection offering three questions that Tony Robbins suggests asking before you go to bed each day.
What have I learned today?
What have [...]